Its about making memories worth repressing
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize