y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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