he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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