So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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