i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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