he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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