he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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