Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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