Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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