I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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