He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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