I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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