You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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