thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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