At least make sure they are 18
Why
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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