Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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