she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Randomize