I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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