what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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