My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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