Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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