Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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