i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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