I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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