Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
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