We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
only if we run a train.
done.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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