school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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