Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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