so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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