girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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