You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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