thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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