You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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