you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
