Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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