question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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