but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
