You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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