This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Randomize
