Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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