i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I fill condoms, not promises.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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