Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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