Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
All the doctor said was why
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
