Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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