i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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