that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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