2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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