they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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