If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I will be naked everywhere
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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