Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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