I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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