Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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