can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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