I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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